We finally relaxed
Half the fun disappeared because I was forever worrying about the mattress. Not anymore. It shifted the whole mood.
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Waterproof Intimacy Blanket
Waterproof Intimacy Blanket
A soft, cozy throw that just happens to be fully waterproof. Lay it down and be as spontaneous as you like, oils and moisture and all, then toss it in the wash. The sheets never find out.
- Fully waterproof base
- Soft, cozy minky top
- Machine washable
- Shields your mattress
- Looks like a normal throw
- Handles any kind of mess
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WHY YOU KEEP HOLDING BACK
It's tough to fully let go while part of your mind is stuck on the sheets.
Oils, moisture, that glass of wine on the nightstand. Past a certain age you've mopped up enough to know the mood rarely survives it. So you play it safe. And safe is the opposite of close.
Consider this your permission to stop playing it safe.
HOW IT WORKS
Waterproof below. As soft as a throw on top.
One face is a plush, cozy throw you'd happily nap under. The other hides a waterproof barrier that keeps oils, spills, and moisture from ever reaching your mattress. Roll it out, enjoy the night, then send the whole thing through the wash. No bunching, no plastic crinkle, no cleanup.
- Plush minky top over a waterproof base
- Blocks oils, moisture, and spills
- Machine washable, tumble dry
- Roomy 50 by 80 inches
WHY IT STAYS ON THE BED
Four reasons couples keep it on the bed.
Nothing seeps through
A genuine waterproof layer keeps your mattress and sheets bone dry, every single time.
Cozy, not clinical
It feels like a soft throw, not a hospital pad. You'll genuinely want it on the bed.
Wash and repeat
The whole blanket goes in the machine. Clean in minutes and ready for next time.
Hides in plain sight
Folded at the foot of the bed, it reads as decor. Only you know what it really does.
What couples tell us.
Honest notes from couples who added it to their order.
Soft, not crinkly
I braced for a plasticky sheet. It's a truly soft blanket. You would never suspect it's waterproof.
Machine washable is everything
Toss it in and you're done. No scrubbing, no fuss. That alone makes it worth it.
Great for more than the obvious
We reach for it on oil and massage nights too. It shields everything and washes up clean.
Looks like a throw
It sits folded on the bed and nobody gives it a second glance. Discreet and genuinely pretty.
Menopause nights, handled
Night sweats used to drench the sheets. This has quietly been a lifesaver, in more ways than one.
Bigger than expected
It covers the whole bed with room left over. Both of us fit with ease.
Bought the second color
We liked the brown so much we grabbed the grey for the guest room. That says it all.
STOP PLAYING IT SAFE
Be spontaneous. Let the blanket handle the mess.
It arrives in a plain box, feels like a soft throw, and shields everything beneath it. Enjoy the night, wash it in the morning. If it's not for you, send it back within 90 days.
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Plain, unmarked box. Nobody has to know but you.
Questions, answered.
The base is a genuine waterproof barrier. Oils, moisture, and spills stay up top and never reach your mattress.
Not at all. The top is a soft, plush minky throw. The waterproof layer sits hidden underneath, so it feels like an ordinary blanket.
A roomy 50 by 80 inches, plenty to cover the bed with space for two.
Yes. The entire blanket is machine washable and tumble dries fast.
Brown and grey, both styled to pass for an everyday throw.
You're covered by our 90-day money-back guarantee. Send it back for a full refund.